It's not that it can't be done, it's that I wish snot jokes were left out of wackys. If you enjoy those, great. If they get too common in these weekly series, Topps will lose at least one customer in me.
I understand where you're coming from here. However, I think if Topps can just get these three, and
only these three, out of the way once and for all,
then they can do whatever they want with the ANWS from that point onward. I don't think there's going to be
any more jokes of that kind left over after
that.
According to lostwackys.com (and the pictures are in the Lost Wackys section of the site if anyone wants to look at them (the
only exception on this first list is the last one)), these are the Wackys from the ANS run that were finished but, for a long time, were never/
still haven't been published:
1. Little Drippie Snot Cakes,
2. Snot Pockets,
3. Swansong Chicken Snot Pie,
4) 3 Racketeers*,
5. Marshmallow Creeps (with purple Creeps)*,
6. Twits*,
7. Hi-Sea*,
8. Honka Picky Stix*,
9. Snore Caps*,
10. Elapse Gum*,
11. Maximum Security*
All but the last two came from ANS1-ANS3. The last two came from ANS6.
I've marked the ones that
have been released already with an asterisk. Only the first three remain unreleased (but, hopefully, not for long).
There were also two more from ANS4, but unfortunately, just like Maximum Security from ANS6 in the first list, there are no pictures for either of them on the site. They are:
1. Cream of Meat,
2. Erbal Essence (I'm
presuming that's how it's spelled; it
might be misspelled on the site, but I'm not sure. Can anyone help me out with this one?)
In addition, there are three others on the site which, I've been told, were never intended to be released as Wackys at all (there
are pictures of them, however, in this case):
1. Bacteria,
2. Usneeze,
3. Miracle Warp