After an infuriating first take, I tried to think about this from the perspective of a hypothetical seller who is simply completely ignorant about anything related to card collecting, grading, etc. if ‘never peeled’ means ‘never permanently stuck’ and ‘minor edgewear’ is meant for the sticker alone, then this seller is at the very least oblivious to the basic notion that the condition of the entire card matters, not just the removable sticker part. And FWIW, the condition of the Secrets sticker alone isn’t all that great either. Above all, the $17 minimum bid classifies this seller as delusional no matter how much grace one might wish to extend.
I guess I’m nuts too for giving this way too much thought...