In true GPK fashion, they had to include snot? I understand the reasoning to appeal to the GPK buyers too, and I do get the reference to the old playground joke about Chiffon, but the snot, fart, and poop jokes are a turn off to me since I'm not 9 years old anymore. Call me a purist, but to be a true WP joke, I would have preferred something along the lines of Sneez-It and maybe a different tagline that didn't use the word snot.