I think he should do a parody of Clapton's classic Cocaine, His version would either be Propane or Rogaine.
Mark, I like Rogaine! That's great. Rogaine could be the name of a bald woman who stars in the video.
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, Rogaine. If you want to get down, get down on the ground, Rogaine.How about a Weird Al version of Aerosmith’s, "Love in an Elevator", with his version being, “Lovin’ an Alligator”
As he's swallowed by the reptile, he sings,
Lovin’ an alligator, lovin' it up when I'm goin' down.