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First, some images: http://www.beckett.com/news/2012/04/wacky-packages-back-for-another-series/
Then, the predicted checklist: 2012 Topps Wacky Packages All-New Series 9 Base Set Checklist
PARALLEL CARDS: Red 1:1, additional parallels TBA.
1 Cornbutts
2 Asparagus Jacks
3 Juicy Newt
4 Letgo
5 Buzzard
6 Oscar Tyer
7 Velfeeta
8 M&eMpty
9 Combovers
10 Strawberry Shortfuse
11 Sluggie
12 Thums
13 Blazin' Bran
14 Fowlgers
15 Hubble Bubble
16 Sprout
17 Dribble 'n Spits
19 Hells
20 Weak Thins
21 Motion Spray
22 Windy's
23 Klix
24 Maxwell Louse
25 Panters
26 Lady Gag Me
27 Miracle Glo
28 Rhu-Barbie
29 Alpha Bats
30 Bulges
31 Tridon't
32 Brambles
33 Speed Stink
34 Yuck
35 Lumpables
36 Cheese Hips
37 Juicy Dropped Pop
38 Pimples
39 Bull Parts
40 Pureel
41 E.Z. Pudge
42 Stuckers
43 Cheez Wuz
44 Starburp
45 Real Dull
46 Slime Jim
47 Dr. Shell's
48 Hell-O
49 Iworry
50 Nutty Blubber
51 Hun's
52 Moose Attacks
53 Hungry Hungry Hippies
54 M&eMpty
55 Trux
2012 Topps Wacky Packages All-New Series 9 Awful App Stickers Checklist
Makes fun of leading smart phone apps.
1 of 10 Amazombie
2 of 10 Obey
3 of 10 TP Guide
4 of 10 ESP Scorecenter
5 of 10 Wickedpedia
6 of 10 Flushbook
7 of 10 Twitster
8 of 10 Doo Doo Jump
9 of 10 Words with Fiends
10 of 10 Angry Nerds
2012 Topps Wacky Packages All-New Series 9 Die-Cut Magnets Checklist
1 of 10 Campy
2 of 10 Cracked Jerk
3 of 10 Moron Salt
4 of 10 Kook-Aid
5 of 10 Crakola
6 of 10 Gatoraid
7 of 10 Krazy
8 of 10 Play-Dumb
9 of 10 Hurtz
10 of 10 Life Servers
2012 Topps Wacky Packages All-New Series 9 Die-Cut Motion Bag Tags Checklist
1 of 10 Kick Kat
2 of 10 Mrs. Blubberworth's
3 of 10 Sneez-It
4 of 10 Zilla Wafers
5 of 10 Raisin Brain
6 of 10 Crush
7 of 10 Froot Oops
8 of 10 Kreepy Kreme
9 of 10 Dr Pester
10 of 10 Franken Bury
2012 Topps Wacky Packages All-New Series 9 Lame Game Stickers Checklist
Spoofs popular video games.
1 of 10 Bubonic the Plaguehog
2 of 10 Super Mario Mothers
3 of 10 The Legend of Smelda
4 of 10 Litter Bug Planet
5 of 10 Ants Ants Revolution
6 of 10 Shock Band
7 of 10 Granny Theft Auto
8 of 10 Mass Defect
9 of 10 God of Warts
10 of 10 Hello
You're welcome, Pauly
Looking at the proposed ANS9 checklist, here are my thoughts:
1) If the "M&eMpty" twice listed is an error, and #18 not listed: Will there be 2 ANS9 base entries TBA?
2) I guess the about 5 or 6 ANS9 bonus stickers (for bonus boxes and blister packs) will be TBA as well 3) My guesses for the possible spoofs in ANS9 since I used to do I previously with Slamjim but because of his divorce situation, I'll do the guesses on the forum this time:
* Buzzard - spoofing Dairy Queen Blizzard
* Combovers - spoofing Combos
* Blazin' Bran - spoofing Kellogg's Raisin Bran (not Post Raisin Bran)
* Sprout - spoofing either Shout or Sprite
* Hells - spoofing Halls
* Windy's - spoofing Wendy's (Again? This isn't a repeat of the same ANS6 entry unless it's an error?)
* Klix - spoofing Kix cereal
* Lady Gag Me - spoofing a CD by Lady Gaga (this could be the first Topps Wacky Packages CD entry, remember the 2 series of Silly CD's some trading card company made circa 2001-2002?)
* Rhu-Barbie - spoofing a Barbie doll
* Brambles - spoofing Campbell's soup
* Yuck - not sure, maybe it's another mispelling, but I think it's either Yucks (spoofs Tucks) or Yucky Magazine (spoofs Lucky Magazine) or Yuck E. Cheese's (spoofs Chuck E. Cheese's)
* Pimples - spoofing Pampers diapers?
* Bull Parts - spoofing Ball Park Franks
* E.Z. Pudge - spoofing Keebler E.L. Fudge cookies
* Stuckers - spoofing either Smuckers Jam or Snickers
* Real Dull - spoofing Real Kill bug spray (This should have been considered for a Wacky Packages Old School series!)
* Doo Doo Jump (Awful App) - Doodle Jump
* Words with Fiends (Awful App) - Words with Friends
* Mass Defect (Lame Game) - not sure
* God of Warts (Lame Game) - not sure
4) And will the backs of some ANS9 base stickers feature coupon spoofs featuring ANS8 entries?
Some final things: I like in the Beckett ANS9 preview the Sonic the Hedgehog spoof "Bubonic the Plaguehog" (it spoofs the video game rather than the Archie comic book series based on that video game), and even ANS9 will feature a spoof on the Mars Attacks trading cards called "Moose Attacks".