Ans 9 suggestions

[Yoo-goo]

Here are suggestions for All New Series 9




Parody                                                                     
Dim Hortons Stale Coffee     Details.It would be a Dim hortons coffee cup with it saying Always Rotten & Stale Always Dimhortons on the cup
Dim Hortons would be a Parody of Tim hortons Coffee

Star Wrecked The Wrecked Generation   Details.  It would be a Dvd making fun of Star trek the next generation with the Enterprise wrecked into a starbase or astroied and the enterprise being USS Wreckerprise WREK-1701-Wrecked-D



Juicy Foot         Details. it would be a parody of Juicy fruit with a foot comming out of the wrapper

















Flyers/Websites on back


Flyers
Dullmart flyer parodying Walmart
Targeted flyer parodying Walmart





Websites
Noblox No games at Noblox.com Parody of Roblox
Fakebook Fake peoples profiles Parody of Facebook

[Jean Nutty]

How about a parody of the diet aid Sensa?

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Sensa is called by its manufacturers a “tastant”, a powder you sprinkle on food that makes you eat less. Supposedly the substance sends a signal to the brain that stimulates satiety and triggers your “I feel full” sensation and you stop eating sooner than otherwise. Many people say Sensa is a scam and does nothing. It’s made of maltodextrin, tricalcium phosphate, silica, and natural and artificial flavors.

One potential ANS Wacky would be “Nonsensa” - maybe a chubby wacky character with their index finger doing the circle around the ear gesture 

[dth1971]

Dim Horton's may be the first Canadian Wacky idea.

So here's my ANS9 suggestions:
* A spoof of a Fantagraphics The Complete Peanuts volume called "The Complete Punknuts" (with Charlie Brown as a punk rocker on the cover) or "The Complete Porknuts" (with Charlie Brown as a pig on the cover) or "The Complete Plumpnuts" (with Charlie Brown looking obese on the cover)
* A spoof of The Price is Right Decades video game called "The Mice is Right Decades" with some Wacky Mii like mice playing TPIR on the Wacky Package.
* A spoof of Honey Nut Cheerios called "Homeless Nut Cheerless-o's" with the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee as a homeless person with a cup and "will work for honey" sign.
* A spoof of Maxwell House coffee called "Faxwell House" (coffee for fax machines)
* A spoof of Mello Yello called "Smello Yello" (With a bottle with stinky odor inside)
* A spoof of Star Kist tuna called "Tar Kist" with Charlie the Tuna and the tuna sandwiches covered in tar.
* A spoof of a McCafe coffee cup called "McCoffin" (but the cup is shaped like a coffin)
* A spoof of Rockstar Energy Drink called "Sockstar" (The energy drink that socks you back - POW!)
* A spoof of Oxi Clean called "Oxen Clean" (perfect for cleaning cowpies!)
* A spoof of the Monopoly board game called "Mummopoly" (with the Monopoly man dressed as a mummy!)
* A spoof of a Chuck E. Cheese's ticket (what you get for winning and playing arcade games at Chuck E. Cheese's locations) called "Chuck E. Geezee's" with the Chuck E. Cheese mouse looking old aged (and the ticket has a few torn rips or something like that)

Maybe ANS9 could have a WACK-A-ZINE subset with about 12 entries of Wacky Packages magazine spoofs, my suggestions:
* "TV Guys" (spoof of TV Guide)
* "Slime" (spoof of Time)
* "Sports Underestimated" (spoof of Sports Illustrated)
* "VLAD" (spoof of MAD Magazine with Alfred E. Newman as a Russian leader)
* "Creeple" (spoof of People)
* "Cavewoman's Day" (spoof of Woman's Day)
* "Busted Homes and Gardens" (spoof of Better Homes and Gardens)
* "Flop" (spoof of Bop)
* "Entertonment Weekly" (spoof of Entertainment Weekly)
* "The Nerd Yorker" (spoof of The New Yorker)
* "Death with Parchie" (spoof of Life With Archie - The Married Life)
* "Sondrac the Hedgehog" or "Sosic the Hedgehog" (spoof of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book)

What do you think?

[ratchet007]

Dim Horton's may be the first Canadian Wacky idea.

So here's my ANS9 suggestions:
* A spoof of a Fantagraphics The Complete Peanuts volume called "The Complete Punknuts" (with Charlie Brown as a punk rocker on the cover) or "The Complete Porknuts" (with Charlie Brown as a pig on the cover) or "The Complete Plumpnuts" (with Charlie Brown looking obese on the cover)
* A spoof of The Price is Right Decades video game called "The Mice is Right Decades" with some Wacky Mii like mice playing TPIR on the Wacky Package.
* A spoof of Honey Nut Cheerios called "Homeless Nut Cheerless-o's" with the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee as a homeless person with a cup and "will work for honey" sign.
* A spoof of Maxwell House coffee called "Faxwell House" (coffee for fax machines)
* A spoof of Mello Yello called "Smello Yello" (With a bottle with stinky odor inside)
* A spoof of Star Kist tuna called "Tar Kist" with Charlie the Tuna and the tuna sandwiches covered in tar.
* A spoof of a McCafe coffee cup called "McCoffin" (but the cup is shaped like a coffin)
* A spoof of Rockstar Energy Drink called "Sockstar" (The energy drink that socks you back - POW!)
* A spoof of Oxi Clean called "Oxen Clean" (perfect for cleaning cowpies!)
* A spoof of the Monopoly board game called "Mummopoly" (with the Monopoly man dressed as a mummy!)
* A spoof of a Chuck E. Cheese's ticket (what you get for winning and playing arcade games at Chuck E. Cheese's locations) called "Chuck E. Geezee's" with the Chuck E. Cheese mouse looking old aged (and the ticket has a few torn rips or something like that)

Maybe ANS9 could have a WACK-A-ZINE subset with about 12 entries of Wacky Packages magazine spoofs, my suggestions:
* "TV Guys" (spoof of TV Guide)
* "Slime" (spoof of Time)
* "Sports Underestimated" (spoof of Sports Illustrated)
* "VLAD" (spoof of MAD Magazine with Alfred E. Newman as a Russian leader)
* "Creeple" (spoof of People)
* "Cavewoman's Day" (spoof of Woman's Day)
* "Busted Homes and Gardens" (spoof of Better Homes and Gardens)
* "Flop" (spoof of Bop)
* "Entertonment Weekly" (spoof of Entertainment Weekly)
* "The Nerd Yorker" (spoof of The New Yorker)
* "Death with Parchie" (spoof of Life With Archie - The Married Life)
* "Sondrac the Hedgehog" or "Sosic the Hedgehog" (spoof of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book)

What do you think?

I think you have way too much time on your hands.  LOL

[Jean Nutty]

been seein' a box of these sittin' on my kitchen counter for several days now

there must be a gag to be had here

                         

[lucidjc]

been seein' a box of these sittin' on my kitchen counter for several days now

there must be a gag to be had here

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Those sitting on the counter for several days would make me gag also.

[Jean Nutty]

I can't believe I haven't tried these yet. They look delicious.

                                   

[sco(o)t]

I can't believe I haven't tried these yet. They look delicious.

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Whenever I read the "on a stick" part, I hear Jeff Dunham's voice in my head as his jalepeno pepper character.

[Playbug]

ANS 9 Suggestions:

55 Base Card Set (with minimum repeated used products unless it is obviously super great)
Regular Motion Cards (set of 10) - Not luggage tags, like the first round of Motions.
Magnet Set (Set of 10)

Chase Cards: Black & Whites and Colored Artist Sketches. Also a chase card that is a winning coupon
to redeem a cool wacky prize from the Topps Vault. That might be very cool and exciting.

Pack Searchers deterant cards and truly random colliation.

[Zenergizer]

My pet peeve is that 54 in the base set would fit evenly on
the 9-pocket pages...

...or 63? 

[Playbug]

My pet peeve is that 54 in the base set would fit evenly on
the 9-pocket pages...

...or 63? 

Good point, until you start to add the bonus cards and insert cards for the series.
O.K. so they should plan it to have the final number be divisible by 9.

[Rabid Shaver]

Well, Speaking for my kids and their obsession with bay blades........how about "Slay Blades"   ..."Hide your kids, Hide your pets, Hide your kids, Hide your pets"    Teee Hee

[Jean Nutty]

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Is it too late to submit ideas for ANS 9?    Or should we start talking about ANS 10?    LOL, please don’t stone me ALL

This product has an interesting name. “Bar Keepers Fiend” springs to mind, with potential for a funny Wacky-style character

                         

[Kook]

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Is it too late to submit ideas for ANS 9?    Or should we start talking about ANS 10?    LOL, please don’t stone me ALL

This product has an interesting name. “Bar Keepers Fiend” springs to mind, with potential for a funny Wacky-style character

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Yes, it does have potential.

[Hustler08]

I think you have way too much time on your hands.  LOL

Dude now that there's funny!! you beat me to it...

[Hustler08]

Those sitting on the counter for several days would make me gag also.

NICE!!! :]finally some humor around here!!!

[Jean Nutty]

ANS 9 Suggestions:

Regular Motion Cards (set of 10) - Not luggage tags, like the first round of Motions.

BTW, I second that motion!

[Porkie]

BTW, I second that motion!

The motion cards from ANS6 (I believe) were awesome -- thin, clear, and easy to actually see the motion!

The others have been not-so-awesome imo. And the luggage tags were incredibly annoying in having something that would perf-pop or not. Bad idea.

[Zenergizer]

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Is it too late to submit ideas for ANS 9?    Or should we start talking about ANS 10?    LOL, please don’t stone me ALL

This product has an interesting name. “Bar Keepers Fiend” springs to mind, with potential for a funny Wacky-style character

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How about "Zoo Keeper's Friend" and the can would have
a picture of a guy with a elephant-sized pooper scooper? 
The product would be an air freshener of sorts?

[dth1971]

Well, we already seen in a seperate ANS9 thread the upcoming checklist of entries (including an Awful Apps subset, a video game spoof subset, and in the base subset what might be Topps first Wacky Packages music CD spoof of a Lady Gaga CD.)