MAKE IT TWO!Three eight is the date. Thanks to Brad for our open house! OK everyone, let’s see your best shakin'
Welcome to the party. Duzn’t will take your coat. Exceedrin is playing a Steely Dan LP. Plan 9 and his alien girls are serving Dom Perignon, and Dr Sushi brought Beluga caviar. Hustler has some type of deals going on behind the bar - not really sure what. Monsterettes is giving footbaths and pedicures, if you are into that type of thing. Lucid has mushrooms that make you laugh. RawGoo has set up a trading table in the dining room. Jason brought Zots made in 1973 and Pupsi is running the soda fountain. Dr Popper told me DPV has a tank of nitrous out on the balcony. Taz has the darts set up, and Zen is running the poker table. Playbug has arranged for the belly dancers to arrive later. Sco(o)t is giving camel rides in the backyard. Look for the keg of Bloodwiser and grab a red Solo cup. Fanatical is out there with his scope and will show you Omega Centauri if you sing “Rocket Man” for him. BumChex’s enormous sketch collection is on display in the basement (no cameras, please). Brad has asked us to keep it down because there were several noise complaints from neighbors last year. Bandaches was playing Twister on the patio earlier and slipped and skinned his shin and had to go home. We wish you a speedy recovery Ernie. View Monster has agreed to be the designated driver today and will see to it the heavy drinkers get home safely.
And no jumping on the kitchen counter! Mrs. Chex will tan your hide