Here's a spoiler - Actual Product Names for OLDS 3 --
1. Van Vamp's Baked Bats (Van Camp's Baked Beans)
2. Behead (Behold)
3. Moron-Gard Paint (Moore-Guard Paint)
4. Cling Freek (Cling Free)
5. Town Hovel Crackers (Town House Crackers)
6. Olden Grahams (Golden Grahams)
7. Apple Tacks (Apple Jacks)
8. Charredstone Chew! (Charleston Chew)
9. Preparation H-Bomb (Preparation H)
10. Pop Recks (Pop Rocks)
11. 100% Grating Cheese (Kraft Grated Parmesan Cheese)
12. Squint (Squirt)
13. Um & Ums (M&M's)
14. Clorocks 2 (Clorox 2)
15. Le Sore Peas (Le Sueur Peas)
16. Grave Poupon (Gray Poupon)
17. Stake Umms (Steak Umm)
18. $0.00001 ($100,000; 100 Grand in the modern days)
19. Chafeguard (Safeguard)
20. Bang (Ban)
21. Mr. Babble (Mr. Bubble)
22. Wallow Balsam (Wella Balsam)
23. Homely Comb (Honey Comb)
24. Tiger Eat Magazine (Tiger Beat Magazine)
25. Bat (Tab)
26. Stretch Armstrain (Stretch Armstrong)
27. Souse Trap (Mouse Trap)
28. Pig Boy (Big Boy)
29. Hippy Days Cards (Happy Days Cards)
30. Meow Mess (Meow Mix)
31. Brains Burgers (Gaines Burgers)
32. Six Dollar Man Figure (Six Million Dollar Man Figure)
33. Grim Coffee (Brim Coffee)